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God does not expect of us what we cannot do, but He does expect what we can do’.

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You talked to us about what kind of fifth-graders we wanted to be this year. How it was all in our choices, every minute of our days. How even grownups like you had to think about it sometimes, to be the person they wanted to be.

Malcolm at Midnight

You don’t have to be a miser, just be wiser with your money.

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No amount of high fashion can make up for a lifetime of poor posture.

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Confident posture gets you noticed for all the right reasons.

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To point out nonepistemic motives in another’s view of the world, therefore, is always a criticism, as it serves to cast doubt upon a person’s connection to the world as it is.

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Friendship is a combination of art and craft. The craft part is in knowing how to give and how to take. The art part is in knowing when, and the whole process only works when no one is keeping track.

The Mysterious Edge of the Heroic World

If we should be worrying about anything to do with the future of English, it should not be that the various strands will drift apart but that they will grow indistinguishable. And what a sad, sad loss that would be.

The Mother Tongue: English and How It Got That Way

I’d like to invent a product that’ll turn 18-year-olds into 21-year-olds, and sell it in front of bars.

The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You

Irish I were I wish, so being drunk all the time would be socially acceptable.

The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You

Arrogant and ignorant go together like peanut butter and jelly. Would you like a sandwich?

The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You

When some Jeff tries to be other Jeffs, ain’t no Jeffrey in the house to be found smiling. Also, there are no Jeffries in this house. 

The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You

I keep a human brain in my pocket, because you never know when you’ll never know.

The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You

It’s sad to see a restaurant go out of business because the owner died, after being cannibalized by hungry customers.

The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You

Tonight I’m on Meow Patrol. Do you have a fur coat I can borrow?

The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You

In the absence of a cat, I’d consider cuddling with a synthetic fur coat. Especially if your dead grandma was wearing it.

The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You

I don’t drink coffee. Sorry, I don’t mean to burden you with my personal problems.

The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You

I once took a vow of silence that lasted almost two years. Then, on my second birthday, I relented and started talking.

The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You

I’d like to sit around a campfire with a couple of cowboys and argue over who’s going to turn on the stove. 

The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You

My bed feels empty without my ex wife in it. Also, I’m not in it, so that’s probably why it feels so empty.

The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You

As soon as we met, she probably imagined herself marrying me. Then within five minutes, she was probably already envisioning divorce.

The Merits of Marthaism, and How Being Named Susan Can Benefit You