And then Dick called and said, I'm going to do a special called Dick Van Dyke and the other woman, that would be you, because every time I try to check into a hotel with my wife, they look at me as though I'm cheating on Laura.
Often there's a BA crew, because half the time we stay at the same hotels, especially in Australia. I can remember spending quite a lot of time with crews around the pool there. They always make themselves known to us.
Wooley: How the hell come we stick these low-life bastards in these big-ass hotels, anyway? Shit, man! This is better than I got!
[last lines] Young Writer: [sitting in the lobby] It was an enchanting old ruin. But I never managed to see it again.
M. Gustave: You're the first of the official death squads to whom we've been formally introduced. How do you do?
[while trying to catch the Slimer, the Ghostbusters cause a lot of damage to the hotel with their energy streams] Dr. Peter Venkman: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Nice shootin', Tex!
Hotel Security: Can I help you? Behrani: My car is parked here. You asked yesterday also.
Paul Rusesabagina: Hundreds, there were too many to count. Dube: Why are people so cruel? Paul Rusesabagina: Hatred... Insanity... I don't know...
[about the Tutsi] Paul Rusesabagina: You cannot seriously think that you can kill them all. George Rutaganda: And why not? We are halfway there already.
Colonel Oliver: [after telling Paul the West thinks his people are dirt] They're not going to stay, Paul. They're not going to stop the slaughter.
Malcolm Tucker: Do I look like I've ever set foot in a stationery cupboard? I do all my shagging in five-star hotels!
[Hands Hotel Day Clerk a one-dollar tip] Larry Lipton: What are you making a face for? He's the father of our country.
Terry: I know everything that's happening in my hotels. Danny: So I should put the towels back? Terry: No, the towels you can keep.
Hotel Barber: Oh, who did this to you? This is just not right. In fact, it's nasty... John Mason: It's a "grunge thing".
[Past guests at the Overlook Hotel] Stuart Ullman: Four presidents, movie stars... Wendy Torrance: Royalty? Stuart Ullman: All the best people.
Pat Sr.: [upon arriving at the hotel and seeing the professional dancers on the night of the competition] Holy shit. Is this Dancing with the Stars?
James Cole: She's not honey babe, she's a doctor. My psychiatrist. Understand? Charlie the Hotel Clerk: Whatever gets it up for you, Jack.
Ian Faith: I'm not talking to this twisted fruit anymore! Hotel Receptionist: I'm... just as God made me, Sir.
Ryan Bingham: [waiting in a check-in line at the Wisconsin hotel] Are you available? Check-in Lady: This line's reserved for members of our Matterhorn Program.
Terry: You know this city's full of hawks? That's a fact. They hang around on the top of the big hotels. And they spot a pigeon in the park. Right down on him.
Several times we were stranded in strange places without any money and with our credit cards cancelled - trapped in a hotel that we couldn't check out of because we had no money to check out.
