My dog is half pit-bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip!
Dog's just want to sniff an ass and eat some food.
Be wonderful! Like a dog, love with all of your heart.
Do not wave stick when trying to catch dog.
I'm a mad dog whose only concern is winning.
Dogs are the only mammals that will actually stare and look into a human's eyes.
I was Chairman Mao's dog. What he said to bite, I bit.
I have four dogs, four horses, a cat, and a bunch of wild frogs.
My idea of a perfect pet is a really, really big dog! Huge!
Sonny: Sal? Ready to go?
Joe: Let's go to work.
Mr. Blonde: Was that as good for you as it was for me?
Freddy Newandyke: Motherfucker, I'm trying to watch 'The Lost Boys'!
David Sumner: Jesus. I got 'em all!
No matter how you're feeling, a little dog gunna love you.
The more I know about men the more I like dogs.
The more I see of men the more I like dogs.
Jack Lipnick: It's the carrot that wags the dog.
A dog has one aim in life... to bestow his heart.
What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm.
I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
