Stroke your dog, and he'll spoil your clothes.
When the dog is down, everyone is ready to bite him.
To a dog a bone has more value than a pearl.
A dog with a docked tail is not afraid that its backside can be seen.
Be careful for deep water and dogs that do not bark.
Beware a rickety wall, a savage dog, and a quarrelsome person.
Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.
If you turn into a dog, be sure to choose a rich family.
A garden without a fence is like a dog without a tail.
He who has a dog need not bark himself.
Beware of a man that does not talk and a dog that does not bark.
The dog wags his tail, not for you, but for your bread.
A dog won't bite you if you are carrying a stick.
The dog that quits barking can get some sleep.
The dog that is going to bite does not show its teeth.
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