Quotes of: Hot-dog Keyword

My cat’s name is Mr. Dog, and My penis’ name is Mr. Beaver. Ah, but that’s life, no?

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

A dog can’t think that much about what he’s doing, he just does what feels right.

Animal Dreams

I love them, they are so nice and selfish. Dogs are TOO good and unselfish. They make me feel uncomfortable. But cats are gloriously human.

Anne of the Island

...Blakewood had a collection of miniature furniture with Scotty dogs painted on it, arranged on a semicircular shelf int he corner. Yeah. He was queer.

Among the Living

I’ll give you a theory: Man’s closest relative is not the chimpanzee, as the TV people believe, but is, in fact, the dog.

The Art of Racing in the Rain

According to a poll conducted by ilovecatsandjarodkintz.com, Jacksonville's favorite pet is the cat at 100 votes to 0 for dogs, birds, fish, or peeves.

I am Jacksonville

A dead dog is more quiet than a house on the steppes, a chair in a empty room.

Jeg forbanner tidens elv

You leave me tied up like a dog? Then you had better remember that this bitch bites!

Kiss of a Demon King

You can be yourself without pursuing yourself. Have you ever seen a dog chase his own tail? He just runs in circles.

Killosophy

You could shove it up your ass and pretend you're a corn dog." COURTESY VIOLATION-RESPONSE MUTED-VIOLATION LOGGED

Ready Player One

Dogs are loyal, patient, fearless, forgiving, and capable of pure love. Virtues that few people get through life without abandoning, at least once.

The Returns

Come here, cat. You wouldn’t want to destroy the space-time continuum, would you? Meow. Meow.

To Say Nothing of the Dog

You know what kind of a man Lonny Tooker is? The kind of a man that sets broken bird's wings." "Hitler loved dogs and babies," Dave said.

Skinflick

It was a nasty look. It made me feel as if I were something the dog had brought in and intended to bury later on, when he had time.

My Man Jeeves

Stories have a job to do. They can't just lie around like lazybone dogs. They have to teach you something.

Mister Pip

In 1924 Mao took a Chinese friend, newly arrived from Europe, to see the notorious sign in the Shanghai park, 'Chinese and Dogs Not Allowed'.

Modern Times

Star, pillows don't attack dogs," Sam said. "Or anything else," Turtle added.

Mortal Realm Witch: Realms Unite?

I'm a dog lover and sex addict. Those two things are unrelated. 

Love Quotes for the Ages. Specifically Ages 19-91.

The room looks as if a giant dog after a large lunch of food, socks, paints, trousers and pencils, walked into that room and vomited everywhere.

The Lacuna

Jennings is too tough and honest a writer to let anyone off her moral hook, even her hero.

Let Loose the Dogs

Mrs. Turner gripped my baby finger. It's amazing how a man can feel sex anywhere on his body.

A Little Yellow Dog