If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people.
The gaunt, unhealthy vegan is the muffin vegan. Bread and fries and processed veggie dogs. It's like, 'Hello? Did you eat your vegetables?'
A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than an owner can express with his tongue in hours.
But, I do think, on a very simplistic level, that we can project onto dogs because they are so innocent. They don't come with a lot of baggage.
The bond with a true dog is as lasting as the ties of this earth will ever be.
Dogs are gonna take over the world. It's a known fact for those who believe it, kinda like the Bible.
I knew there was a story; once you find a dog with a fork through it, you know there's a story there.
A Republican in my state of Arkansas feels about as out of place as Michael Vick at the West Minister dog show.
Some patient dogs had waited a long time for the fatest bone to come, but the impatient had gone to scavenge for the little it could see.
When I believe in something, I'm like a dog with a bone.
I feel that the thing that probably aided me the most in that scene with the dog was the utilization and using an actual recreation, affective memory, if you want to call it, of pain.
If I spend a Saturday being lazy and curled up on the couch with my dogs, I'll just make sure to get out and be active on Sunday.
My dog hasn't said a word all day, he must have a lot on his mind
I think that terriers are not really the prettiest dogs, but they're scrappy and they're loyal, and they get it done, you know what I mean?
Cats aren't cooperative in the same way that other animals are. You can train a dog to act, but you can't train a cat in the same way.
I'm healthy, have a loving and adorable family, great hunting dogs, a gravity defying musical career and most importantly, fuzzy-headed idiots hate me.
What I used to do between writing fits was feed my kids, ride my horse and go shopping for cat and dog food.
I'm French, so I'm quite lazy about exercising, and I smoke. But I do love going for a run in the morning with my dog. That's all.
I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs.
It is very easy to forget how much of a pain training is when you have a dog for so long, but trust me, it's not as easy and quick as we all hope.
My idea of absolute happiness is to be in bed on a rainy day, with my blankie, my cat, and my dog.
