[referring to a partially eaten dog] Sheriff Leigh Brackett: A man wouldn't do that. Dr. Sam Loomis: This isn't a man.
Johnny Weng: Sometimes I think you're not human. Sydney: Sometimes dogs are superior to men.
Iris Henderson: Must you follow me around like a pet dog?
Ben: Mom wasn't a musician! She got hers with a broom!
Aunt Edna: Is this your idea of a good restaurant? Dog killer!
Mr. White: Smoke? Mr. Pink: I quit. [pause] Mr. Pink: What, you got one?
Nice Guy Eddie: We got places all over the place.
Mr. Blonde: Guess what, I think I'm parked in the red-zone!
Mr. Brown: [after Mr. Pink's tipping conversation] Jesus Christ!
David Sumner: [after listening to Amy calling the cat] Kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty, shit!
Dog: [to Carl and Russell after Muntz accepts them] I like you temporarily!
We need wealthy dogs off the seats of power. They're taking us back to feudalism and I really don't want that. But I'm very far from being a socialist.
Watching baseball under the lights is like observing dogs indoors, at a pedigree show. In both instances, the environment is too controlled to suit the species.
If I could do it all over again, I'd be the mailman. I love housewives, and I hate dogs. What more is there?
Many who have spent a lifetime in it can tell us less of love than the child that lost a dog yesterday.
I walk my dogs. I garden a little. I play a bit of tennis. Basically when I have spare time I'm making music.
The rich man's dog gets more in the way of vaccination, medicine and medical care than do the workers upon whom the rich man's wealth is built.
Acting is invigorating. But I don't analyse it too much. It's like a dog smelling where it's going to do its toilet in the morning.
You will find that the woman who is really kind to dogs is always one who has failed to inspire sympathy in men.
Jeff Bebe: It's like you saying you like "Fever Dog" - *That* is the fucking buzz!
Dogs are the best example of a being who doesn't need to lie to protect someone's pride.
