Dogs own space and cats own time.
I sprayed my dog with off and he still sits in my favorite chair!!
You can't pee like a puppy if you wanna run with the big dogs.
The dog is the perfect portrait subject. He doesn't pose. He isn't aware of the camera.
When my dog Buster died, I couldn't get over it. I was in bits.
Bite us once, shame on the dog; bite us repeatedly, shame on us for allowing it.
I am as confounded by dogs as I am indebted to them.
The best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with.
If you live with dogs, you'll never run out of things to write about.
I have an old dog named Lily, and she's a black lab.
am still confused, how you fallen in love` with fat dog?...
Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive.
I had a dog for 20 years and her name was 'Penny,' so I have a penny necklace.
The dog, the rabbit and the hoop all feature in the painting, and take the place of the orrery.
Anybody who hates dogs and babies can't be all bad.
Why do more than 40 percent of Americans think that the Universe began after the domestication of the dog?
If you train a dog it will follow you but if you train yourself you will be Great.
Muzzle a dog and he will bark out of the other end.
I've got nine kids, nine dogs, three grandkids - and one in the oven. And three parrots!
Chewing and barking do not make you a dog, you need the patience.
My voice is so high-pitched, only gay dogs can hear it.
