Quotes of: Horny Keyword

For the duration of his erection: To a horny man, all women are the most beautiful woman in the world.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Lester Burnham: Well you know what? I've changed! And the new me whacks off when he feels horny!

American Beauty

In the street below, a posh-looking drunk man is reading the card of a prostitute, Blue-Tacked up by a doorbell. He’s examining it with all the forensic care I presume he puts into reading a wine list. ‘What are you looking for?’ I ask him, in ...

How to Build a Girl

I was hot and horny as hell. Which was typical of me. I’m twenty-five, and I’m healthy, and a healthy girl is always thinking about sex.

Naked and Sexual

Ice Man, his friends had called him. She'd give him a different nickname, like Sex on a Stick or Horny Toad.

For the Love of a Fireman

It seems to me, alas, that if you can so thoroughly dissect your children who are still to be born, you don’t get horny enough to actually to father them.

Gustave Flaubert

Delmar O'Donnell: Them syreens did this to Pete. They loved him up and turned him into a horny toad.

O Brother, Where Art Thou?

Wayne: [Jokingly describing to Randy what the deli counter is like] It's an endless parade of horny housewives begging for your man meat.

The Wrestler

We made love sweet and gentle, like strawberry jelly. Peanut butter makes me horny.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Most of the girls I've met since moving here have failed to ignite any modicum of enduring interest. Of course, I've dated; I'm seventeen years old and as horny as the next guy.

Lovestruck

When your mother is the grave and your father is a lightning bolt it tends to make you kind of horny. And death has a way of removing one's inhibitions.

Transylvanian Roulette

Driving at night, when it’s dark, it’s the best time to wear a blindfold. My bumper sticker says honk if you’re horny, so give me a beep or two.

Xazaqazax

I’m too horny tonight to be productive. Right now the only thing I could make is love. And then I wouldn’t be productive, I’d be reproductive.

99 Cents For Some Nonsense

He was the kind of man I wanted: wild, hot, horny, and losing control. And it all pointed back to me, about how much I felt in control of him, with the power of my body.

Naked and Sexual

Women get lonely, while men merely get horny. I should know, because I’d feel lonely even if I were surrounded by 11 clones of myself.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and all of a sudden they've reached puberty, they believe that they like women. Actually, you're just horny. It doesn't mean you like women any more at twenty-one than you did ...

George William Curtis

She could sense the desire pouring off the man in front of her, and to be wanted so obviously, so fiercely, went to her head like moonshine. He made her feel like a goddess. Provided goddesses got this horny.

Heart of Stone

There was a part of me that was so horny, I wanted to climb on top of Randall on the first date. But there was also a part of me that was so terrified, I wanted to go home, put on my feety pajamas and hibernate for the winter.

A State of Jane

Your leftover meatloaf makes me horny. Let us make love like the first squirt from a new bottle of ketchup.

Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

Yes, I'm hungry. Horny, too! The thought of feeding from you is a most delectable idea and it's playing havoc with my brain as well as other parts of my body." He sat up and scooted closer to me...

Scent of a White Rose

We made love like water makes life, and thinking about it makes me so horny I’m thirsty. My cup runneth over, but if I want to play, I have to protect myself with a jockstrap.

This Book is Not FOR SALE