Robin Hood: [sees Maid Marian] There she is, Little John. Isn't she beautiful? Little John: Cool it, loverboy! You're heart's running away with your head! Robin Hood: Ah, stop worrying. This disguise will fool my own mother. Little John: Yeah, but yo...
Reverend Barney Hood: And now for my next trick, the piece de resistance, I present to you an empty glass. I will now fill this glass with milk. Chris Cawsey: Would it work better with whiskey, Vicar? Reverend Barney Hood: Nothing works better with w...
Robin Hood: I'll organize revolt, exact a death for a death, and I'll never rest until every Saxon in this shire can stand up free men and strike a blow for Richard and England. Prince John: Are you finished? Robin Hood: I'm only just beginning. From...
Lady Marian Fitzswalter: Why, you speak treason! Robin Hood: Fluently.
Robin Hood: [to Gisbourne during duel] Did I upset your plans?
Sir Guy of Gisbourne: Now that you've robbed us and had your fill of insulting us, we wish to leave. Come, Lady Marian. Robin Hood: My own men will escort my Lady. But before you take leave of her, it might be as well if you thanked her for saving yo...
I grew up in a very nice house in Houston, went to private school all my life and I've never even been to the 'hood. Not that there's anything wrong with the 'hood.
Robin Hood: What a pity her manners don't match her looks.
Prince John: Hiss! You're never around when I need you! Hiss: Coming, coming. [begins singing 'For I'm a Jolly Good Fellow' until Prince John uncorks the barrel he's in] Hiss: Oh! there you are old boy! P.J., you're not going to believe this, but the...
Little John: You know something, Robin? You're taking too many chances. Robin Hood: Chances? You must be joking! That was just a bit of a lark, Little John. Little John: Oh, yeah? Take a look at your hat. That's not a candle on a cake. Robin Hood: [r...
I grew up on the west side of Detroit - 6 mile and Wyoming - so I was really in the 'hood. And I would go to school at Detroit Waldorf, and that was not the 'hood. Growing up in Detroit was good. I had a good perspective, a well-rounded one, and not ...
Toby: Gee, Skippy, how come you're going? Skippy: Well, Robin Hood's gonna have kids, so somebody's gotta keep their eye on things.
Robin Hood: Men, if you're willing to fight for our people, I want you!
I'm looking for a deal from one of you TV networks to give Snoop Dogg his own hood TV show where I can find America's hottest hood artists.
A blanket could make a good hood on a car, because it’s flat and warm and I don’t currently have a hood. Or a car.
Robin Hood: That's all of them. Get going! Little John: This ain't no hayride. Let's move it outta here. Ho! Friar Tuck: On to Sherwood Forest!
Tagalong: Gee, you're beautiful. Sis: Are you going to marry Robin Hood? Tagalong: Mama says that you and Robin Hood are sweethearts. Marian: Well you see, that was several years ago before I left for London. Toby: Did he ever kiss you? Marian: Well ...
Wendy Hood: [playing with a soldier doll] Well, looks like someone got to his private parts before us. Sandy Carver: Communist Viet Cong. Wendy Hood: They left it in the jungle.
Sir Guy of Gisbourne: [during duel with Robin] Do you know any prayers, my friend? Robin Hood: I'll say one for you!
Sir Guy of Gisbourne: You've come to Nottingham once too often! Robin Hood: When this is over, my friend, there'll be no need for me to come again.
I believe that young people wearing hoods, unless they are very young, can be frightening. What are they hiding? Why don't they want to come out into the light with the rest of us? They may be perfectly nice, but the hoods send an uncertain statement...