Burt Hadley: Oh shit. This is the wrong room. You're in 304 now. I'm sorry. I fucked up. Leonard Shelby: This is not my room? Burt Hadley: No, come on, let's go. Leonard Shelby: Why is this my handwriting? Burt Hadley: ...This was your room, but now ...
Count Rugen: [admiring his torture contraption] Beautiful isn't it? It took me half a lifetime to invent it. I'm sure you've discovered my deep and abiding interest in pain. Presently I'm writing the definitive work on the subject, so I want you to b...
A big blanket makes a person sleep late.
The thoughtless person buries a well when he is thirsty.
The third person makes good company.
A person with a wound on his head keeps touching it.
A thousand people cannot undress a naked person.
Slander slays three persons: the speaker, the spoken to, and the spoken of.
The full person does not understand the needs of the hungry.
The person who lives by hope will die by despair.
The dying person cannot wait for the shroud to be woven.
Envious persons never compliment, they only swallow.
The person who asks for little deserves nothing.
Who is the happiest person in the world? An unfaithful husband.
A person who talks a lot is sometimes right.
The person who has no opinion will seldom be wrong.
The person who is tired will find time to sleep.
There isn't a simple person anywhere in this world.
A person's a person, no matter how small.
It's as important to marry the right life as it is the right person.
You broke her heart in person—you fix it in person!
