Quotes of: Holy-grail Keyword

King Arthur: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail. French Soldier: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he wil...

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

No other woman had that air of spring in January, that ever-bubbling fount of love and hope.

The Child of the Holy Grail

King of Swamp Castle: Please! This is supposed to be a happy occasion. Let's not bicker and argue over who killed who.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

French Soldier: You don't frighten us with your silly knees-bent running around advancing behavior!

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

[Concorde has just been shot in the chest with an arrow bearing a message] Concorde: Message for you, sir.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Dingo: And after the spanking, the oral sex. Galahad: Well, I could stay a bit longer...

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

King Arthur: Who are you who can summon fire without flint or tinder? Tim: There are some who call me... Tim.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Sir Galahad: Is there someone else up there we can talk to? French Soldier: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

God: Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"...

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

The Holy Grail is within you – find your Inner Treasure

Jay Woodman

Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Sir Bedevere: Well, now, uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French by surprise - not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Dennis: Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Minstrel: [singing] He is packing it in and packing it up And sneaking away and buggering off And chickening out and pissing off home, Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Sir Robin: Would it help to confuse it if we run away more? King Arthur: Oh shut up and go and change your armour.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Indiana Jones: [shouting, as the boat is being chopped up by a propeller] Why are you trying to kill us? Kazim: Because you are looking for the Holy Grail! Indiana Jones: My *father* was looking for the Holy Grail! Did you kill him too? Kazim: No! In...

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Sir Lancelot: [Sir Galahad the Chaste is being seduced by an entire castle full of young women] We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril. Sir Galahad: I don't think I was. Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril. Sir Galah...

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

The ability to diagnose an imminent heart attack has long been considered the holy grail of cardiovascular medicine.

Eric Topol

Large Man with Dead Body: Who's that then? The Dead Collector: I dunno, must be a king. Large Man with Dead Body: Why? The Dead Collector: He hasn't got shit all over him.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Knight 1: We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni. Knight 2: NI. Other Knights: Shh... Knight 1: We are now the Knights who say..."Ekki-ekki-ekki-ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing, z'nourrwringmm."

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Narrator: A year passed: winter changed into spring, spring changed into summer, summer changed back into winter, and winter gave spring and summer a miss and went straight on into autumn... until one day...

Monty Python and the Holy Grail