Quotes of: Holy-book Keyword

If love played an instrument, I’ll bet it would be the piano. 88 keys, double infinity, and the ability to chop down trees with a sharpened mustache. 


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I notice your absence. I notice your non presence and reflect on the time you were present, in the present, which is obviously in the past.

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I broke down when we broke up, but I didn’t break in to her house just to break out of my routine.

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I make love like I sell sausages to strange women. One at a time, and always covered with a condom (to keep the flies away).

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In my laboratory, I use science to measure love. Whatever you do, don’t drink out of beaker number two.

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We made love like Tuesday at noon, even though it was Thursday at 3:00, and then again at 3:03. (I have the stamina of a water lily).

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Sunday nights I get about two inches of sleep. But I make do, because that’s all the erection I can muster.

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I took my pants off slowly, thinking if I did it too fast I’d possibly rip a hole in the center of the universe.

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For just over my price range, I can get something way under my quality expectation level. Thanks, inflation!

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I want to buy a sports car, because I like riding bicycles. Hold on to my handlebar mustache if you value your life.

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Do I see value? My gut says no, but I’m willing to bet on things that may pay off big if I’m right that I’m wrong.

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It’s easy to see what to do once it’s already been done. The difficult time is before it’s to be done, and while you’re doing it. This is the difference between writing and editing.

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My poetic aspiration Is to become, A Jack of all styles And a master of pun.

View Points and Points of View: A 'Phoetry Book' from Cornwall

Darkness all around, smoke in between my fingers, all you have given me dear, sorrow and sadness to sing here.

A Very First Book Of Poems: Heartbreak

She was always saying things like that but I let her be my best friend anyway.

Victory Over Japan: A Book of Stories

Men need to hunt. She obviously understands this. She’s offering herself as prey. Not easy prey. But willing.

we were one once: Book 1

I was told I have obsessive behavioral traits. I looked up everything to do with obsession after that.

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Enlightenment is not an attainment, it is a realization. And when you wake up, everything changes and nothing changes.

Way of the Peaceful Warrior: A Book That Changes Lives

Although unanswered prayer is indeed a theme of the book, it is not the heart of the book, for unanswered prayer describes a problem but offers no solutions.

When God Doesn't Answer Your Prayer

Perhaps the truth is that heavy literature blooms in extremes of temperature.

Where Books Fall Open: A Reader's Anthology of Wit & Passion

Mother Fuckers. They're going to feel pretty stupid when they find out. They're fucking with the people.

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