Quotes of: Holy-book Keyword

I don't think any man could solve the world's problems overnight, myself included. You'd better give me at least two days.

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I’ve come a long way in the last year. 365 days, to be exact.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

I don’t know where, but I know how and why. Two out of three out of six ain’t bad.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

My last name should be “Why,” because it is my destiny to question everything, including how to change my last name to one of the shortest questions and the question of all questions.

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I didn’t go to the water park because it was raining, and I didn’t want to get wet.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

Rain, it always reminds me of water. And you know how much I love things that remind me of other things. Say, that reminds me...

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If there’s a 50% chance of rain, I guess it means it’ll be half sunny. Relationships are similar, with my love being sunny and your love being cloudy.

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My car rides smooth like I’m driving a cloud. If I park it at your house, I may get rainwater on your living room carpet.

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I wouldn't mind showering in the rain, if there weren't so many naked men holding umbrellas standing behind me. Who invited Congress?

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Ninety minutes of pure naughty (limit 30 minutes per customer). *No clones or triplets allowed!

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

He’s a buying dude, and I’ve got to sell him something—like my credibility. (On sale Today through Labor Day.) 

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I can Grandma like nobody’s business. Hey, mind your own, grandpa, before I go all Uncle Sam on your ass.

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When people say they don’t read, I always wonder if they don’t because they can’t or because they won’t. Then I think, what’s the difference? Either way they are ignorant.

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If a book has anything to say, it burns with a quiet laugh, because any book worth its salt points up and out of itself.

Too Loud a Solitude

I remember the first time we made love like it was the second time. We never made love again, and I don’t regret it for a second.

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I went to Hallmark, but they don’t sell corridors there. I did, however, find a card that perfectly summed up our relationship. The card was blank.

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I have women all over the world. In New York, London, Los Angeles. I think what they find most appealing about me is the distance.

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I met a girl I wanted to date, but she was spoken for—by her mouth. That’s the kind of relationship I could never talk her out of.

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Love is as clear as saran wrap, and just as necessary for preserving our interpersonal leftovers. If you’re ready to heat things up, I’m ready to spoon.

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She didn’t just disappear from my life—she had the audacity to die on me. And until I get Alzheimer’s, I will never forget it.

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I am the Buckminster Fuller of Love, though I’m not as full as you’d omniimagine. I do not belong to you, because I do not belong to I. No, I belong to us.

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