Quotes of: Holy-book Keyword

Leadership. I separate myself from the pack at such a great distance that it may be said that I’m a leader—a leader of one with followers of none.

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On average, women are better liars than men. But the best liars are men, because politicians are still predominantly men. 

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I don’t need a hearing aid—I need a listening aid. And this aid, she’d better be pleasing to look at.

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I need to call it a night. But only because I don’t know what else to call it. What’s in between evening and morning?

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If birthdays fell from the sky like Saturdays shaped like saxophones, I’d learn how to play the flute on Tuesdays.

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We made love like an earthquake, which was nice because neither one of us had to do any work.

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When my internal voice goes external, and I’m in a noisy crowd, I can hardly hear myself think.

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I don’t punch walls, because walls don’t punch back. I also don’t punch things that can and do punch back. 

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When was the last time you read a book? The truth now. And picture books don't count-I mean something with print in it.

The Princess Bride

Just because you don't believe it[] [...]doesn't mean that it's not true.

The Physick Book of Deliverance Dane

No, my life is not this precipitous hour through which you see me passing at a run.

Poems from the Book of Hours

Zander was always sneaking off to the library to get more books ... Guy would read anything. Said books were more interesting than people.

The Passage

27. Trees I shall say absolutely nothing about the spindle tree.

The Pillow Book of Sei Shonagon

Good man and bad man with money goes a long ways." ~ Amunhotep El Bey

The Quotations Book of life and Death

He who coordinates his thoughts with his actions controls his own destiny.” ~ Amunhotep El Bey

The Quotations Book of life and Death

Once in a very long time you come across a book that is far, far more than the ink, the glue and the paper, a book that seeps into your blood.

Travels With Myself

Through the window yesterday I saw a fool talking to himself, and it made me laugh, until I realized it was a mirrored window.

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I am marvelously absurd in my cloudless thought formation.

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

Comparing penis sizes is a much more nuanced and sophisticated way to determine who’s right than something as clunky and uncouth as a debate.

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I want to be the world’s safest fashion designer. And I always wear my seatbelt, especially when I’m in the car.

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If I had four fingers growing out of my forehead, I wouldn't try to play the piano with my nose.

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