I want to write a song based on my own childbirth. Of course, this is all a bit premature.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI prefer statues silent, rather than of ears with tongues sticking out and licking out loudly.
This Book is Not FOR SALEThe world has genetically modified opinions, but mine are organic. Taste them and you will see.
This Book is Not FOR SALEWe all know that products don’t drive sales—people do. We buy the person, not the service.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI is not only a letter, I is me. So in that respect, I guess I am a simple guy.
This Book is Not FOR SALENot only did I not get it done, but I’m over budget too. I’m like a politician.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI put all my eggs in one basket, and then I jizzed all over them. I'm a natural politician.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI keep my valuable things locked up. Everybody does. Therefore, criminals must be valuable.
This Book is Not FOR SALENobody can stop me. But only because I haven’t started yet.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksWhenever I schedule an appointment, my general rule of thumb is, tomorrow is better than yesterday.
This Book is Not FOR SALEI don't like questions at all if they are anything like how I like my mashed potatoes: loaded.
This Book is Not FOR SALEDear Ian, I felt good. I felt like a Christian to the T. Also to the Chris, Ian.
This Book is Not FOR SALEHer name is Angela, though she’s no angel. Dad, I can’t believe she replenishes us.
This Book is Not FOR SALEIf you can listen to or read anything, but misspelled words offend you, raise your hadn.
This Book is Not FOR SALE