Quotes of: Holy-book Keyword

Yesterday I complained of chest pains. My cat scratched my nipples.

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I put the “cat” in category. And not only do I put it there, but I pet it too.

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If it’s invisible, I can’t remember if it’s there or not. And not only that, but I can’t even remember what it is.

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If a man’s a constant hand-shaker, he must be a politician or a crook—or both, if he is a politician.

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A candle that smells like asshole would be an instant hit in prison.

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I love with love, so that we all may love." ~ Amunhotep El Bey

The Quotations Book of life and Death

Rare-book people have this in common with poets: they too are born, not made.

Rare People and Rare Books

-My son was 32 when he died.  -Degrees? So he froze to death, huh?

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I’m putting the word “Don’t” on my To Do list. 

This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks

A drunk can't follow a line of reasoning, even if it is a double white line.

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Artists have to have a good eye. And to be great, I'd recommend having two.

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The mountains are where God proves He’s better than Michelangelo at sculpting.

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I'm asexual, though occasionally I'm attracted to inanimate objects. Mainly tube-shaped objects.

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I have a lot of faith. I mean, I believe I do.

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The number I had for her didn’t work. But in this depression, could you blame it?

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If I went into the prosthetic limb business, I’d charge an arm and a leg.

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I had to sell my cigarette boat, for fear it would cause cancer.

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If my chest grew cat hair, I wouldn’t know whether to pluck it or pet it.

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I did a charity walk the other day. They asked for money, and I walked.

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My wife and I will probably have lots of kids. Just not with each other.

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If you catch me talking in my sleep, your conversation bored me.

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