Unless I’m at a wedding, I don’t like veiled threats.
I put the “Dan” in Danger. I’m sorry, Dan.
After I’m dead, I want to ghostwrite my autobiography.
A pile of hairy towels is not a passable substitute for a dog.
Sounds have smells. Your father smells, and he’s noisy.
I’m the Robert the Bruce of Bruces. I’m also the Robert the Bruce of Roberts.
Politicians are people with easy answers for hard problems.
Love is a thunderstorm, and I am the desert.
If you put the “rich” in ostrich, I’ll put in the “ost.
Sometimes I retreat into sleep to advance my mood.
I prefer to let my voice do all the talking for me.
The journey is what brings us happiness not the destination.
Who can be worried without the light of a memory?
Where I will find peace other than in oblivion?
The dawn of beauty always comes after night.
What can we do without pain in front of happiness?
Rain drops are not the ones who bring the clouds.
Being is the greatest paradox of life in front of death.
We are a being only through our Illusion of Life.
We will never be more than we are meant to be!
I love comic book movies, and Marvel Comics obviously are the best.
