Quotes of: Hitchhiking Keyword

I've read the 'Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy' at least once a year since I was twelve years old.

Sean Biggerstaff

Hitchhiker: My family's always been in meat.

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

One of the major difficulties Trillian experienced in her relationship with Zaphood was learning to distinguish between him pretending to be stupid just to get people off their guard, pretending to be stupid because he couldn't be bothered to think a...

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

The available worlds looked pretty grim. They had little to offer him because he had little to offer them. He had been extremely chastened to realize that although he originally came from a world which had cars and computers and ballet and Armagnac, ...

The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide : Five Complete Novels and One Story

When I was 19 years old, I hitchhiked across the country to San Francisco.

John Prendergast

Hitchhiker: [to Sally] And, and I thought YOU was in a hurry!

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

Hitchhiker: I'm a Level 4 Vegan: I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.

Transamerica

Bypasses are devices that allow some people to dash from point A to point B very fast while other people dash from point B to point A very fast. People living at point C, being a point directly in between, are often given to wonder what's so great ab...

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

It's the story of my life. You see, the quality of any advice anybody has to offer has to be judged against the quality of life they actually lead. Now, as you look through this document you'll see that I've underlined all the major decisions I ever ...

The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

When I graduated from college in the spring of 1970, I decided to hitchhike around Europe with my guitar and my backpack. I was gone for about four months.

John Oates

Jerry: That's the last goddamn hitchhiker I ever pick up.

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

My hair is way, way long. I've hitchhiked across the country a zillion times. I've ridden in every car. I was never a hippie. It takes more than long hair.

Penn Jillette

Franklin: [refering to the Hitchhiker] I think we just picked up Dracula.

The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

Hitchhiking was such a pure form of existence. You'd wake up in the morning, and you'd have no idea what your day was going to be. And that's something I've never been able to shake. I loved that.

John Hawkes

Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bogglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as the final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God. The argument goes som...

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

And then she walked out of my life forever. Too bad she was hitchhiking. I should have picked her up.

$3.33

A road that’s narrower than the width of my car’s wheels could only be lover’s lane. Hitchhikers make the best lovers.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

We broke up because we weren’t going anywhere. I kept telling her, Hitchhiking takes patience.

This Book is Not FOR SALE

My rule of thumb for hitchhiking is: stick it up straight and proud and make if visible to all drivers.

This Book Has No Title

I picked up a hitchhiker. Later on I picked up some common sense and soda. The soda was all-natural, like the hooker from earlier.

Xazaqazax

As a rule of thumb, hitchhiking is no fun. If you’re going to stand around waiting to move, you may as well get paid to hold a pawnshop sign.

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