A telephone cord used to make an excellent leash on people. Now metal chains work better.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksLove is more powerful than any gun. Still, I’d recommend wearing a bulletproof vest.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucksI’d like to make a statement, and I’d like to make it out of my own small intestines.
This is the best book I've ever written, and it still sucks