I want to say right here that the easiest way in the world to make enemies is to hire friends.
Letters from a Self-Made Merchant to His SonPutting off an easy thing makes it hard, and putting off a hard one makes it impossible.
Letters from a Self-Made Merchant to His SonIt was not only that he was a great man, but, oh, there was such fun in being led by him.
The Lion's Pride: Theodore Roosevelt and His Family in Peace and WarI used his severed hand as a murder weapon. I hope I didn’t get my fingerprints on his fingerprints.
Seriously delirious, but not at all serious