The best inheritance a parent can give his children is a few minutes of his time each day.
Orlando Aloysius BattistaHis lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
Woody AllenA good writer possesses not only his own spirit but also the spirit of his friends.
Friedrich NietzscheThis man used to go to school with his dog. Then they were separated. His dog graduated!
Henny YoungmanLimited in his nature, infinite in his desire, man is a fallen god who remembers heaven.
Alphonse de LamartineThe God of the Christians is a father who makes much of his apples, and very little of his children.
Denis Diderot