I am 1,000 percent for Tom Eagleton and I have no intention of dropping him from the ticket.
George McGovernThere's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, 'Yes,' you know he is a crook.
Groucho MarxThe test of a real comedian is whether you laugh at him before he opens his mouth.
George Jean NathanThe aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded.
George OrwellTrust in Jesus, wholeheartedly. Don't try to figure things out yourself. Just be intimate with Him!
Gary PattonI'm a very big Notorious B.I.G. fan and I do an imitation of him that always cracks everybody up.
Gene WeenFour times out of five the linesman gets a better view of the ball near him than the player himself.
Helen Wills MoodyI had listened to Joe Turner. When they'd book Joe there, I'd play the blues behind him.
Jay McShannIt is worthwhile for anyone to have behind him a few generations of honest, hard-working ancestry.
John Phillips MarquandTo find out if you really are friends with someone, consider what you can sacrifice to help him.
Joko Ono