Uncle John: He is telling the truth... the truth for him.
Bill: Don't mind him. He used to be an Irishman.
Walter Burns: Take Hitler and stick him on the funny page.
Dean McCoppin: You'll never catch up with him on foot, kid.
Hooper: That's a twenty footer. Quint: Twenty-five. Three tons of him.
One Stab: Every warrior hopes a good death will find him.
Gollum: [of Sauron] He is drawing all evil to him.
Peachy Carnehan: It took him half an hour to fall.
Zidler: Send Christian away. Only you can save him.
Igor: Maaasterrr... The plaaaannnsss! Dr. Finkelstein: Excellent, Igor. [Throws him a doggy treat]
Sosuke: [after several waves with eyes fail to catch him by the shore] That was weird.
Mrs. Bennet: Mr. Bennet, you must introduce him to the girls! Immediately!
Poncho: She says the jungle... it just came alive and took him.
Fight Announcer: What is keeping him up Bill, I dont know.
Tiffany: You love me? Pat: Yeah, I do. Tiffany: Okay. [kisses him]
Wendy Testeberger: Fuck Gregory. Fuck him right in the ear!
Nefretiri: I think I see him. No... Moses.
Helena Ayala: [to Frankie] Now get out of the car and shoot him in the head!
Miss Plimsoll: Wilfrid the Fox! That's what they call him, and that's what he is!
No Man is richer for having his Estate all in Money, Plate, etc. lying by him, but on the contrary, he is for that reason the poorer.
John Cleese once told me he'd do anything for money. So I offered him a pound to shut up, and he took it.