I just want Tina Fey to be my best friend. And Lena Dunham. And Oprah, too.
The large majority of the Negroes who have put on the finishing touches of our best colleges are all but worthless in the development of their people.
It would probably strike the average politician as absurd to argue that the best way to fix the economy is to stop trying to 'fix it.'
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
Jody Hill, who I created 'Eastbound And Down' and 'Fist Foot Way' with, was my best man at my wedding.
I found in investigative journalism it is always best, if you have any language skills, not to admit them.
Having 'best friends' is - at least for me - as outdated and small-minded a concept as the idea of 'Sunday best clothes.'
The best interviews like the best biographies should sing the strangeness and variety of the human race.
A President is best judged by the enemies he makes when he has really hit his stride.
The best thing about my apartment is that it looks over Oscar de la Renta and all the shops.
I think it's impossible for any of us not to find television, and the political process at its best on television, compelling.
My mother and I are very close; I guess you would call us 'best friends.'
There's a growing consensus that the best way to defeat communism in Cuba is to get its citizens hooked on American goods.
And then ESPN fired me. I did not think that was a fitting punishment.
Inevitably, these sorts of things are going to come back to blow up in people's faces.
Whatever one believes to be true either is true or becomes true in one's mind.
One of the mitigating benefits of children is that they make a Lego habit more respectable.
Ballet-girls have a bad reputation, which is in most cases well deserved.
You could pack for a trip to Europe with the bags under my eyes!
Never argue with a fool, people might not notice the difference
Basically, books were a luxury item before the printing press.