Quotes of: Hilary Keyword

I'm crazy about Shakespeare, who was a notorious word inventor. And my wife is an English teacher, and she's hilarious.

Rob Delaney

If anybody is a master at improvisation, it would be Ken Jeong. He is hilarious.

Anneliese van der Pol

Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself.

Zach Galifianakis

Amy Poehler, Kristen Wiig, Maya Rudolph - when they speak, everyone listens. Because they're freaking hilarious.

Casey Wilson

I love tiny, plastic realistic food magnets. I don't know why. They're hilarious.

Amy Lee

It's horrible when people are only interested in buying labels, because it doesn't bring them the happiness they think it will.

Miuccia Prada

When I'm on the set at 'Law & Order: Special Victims Unit,' of course the content isn't funny, but the other actors are hilarious.

Stephanie March

I know my life is full of awkward pauses, and I think it's hilarious.

Josh Hutcherson

Our party may have swung too far right at various times.

Ed Gillespie

I'm an American first, and I think that's how most people are.

Ed Gillespie

Compromise is moving in the right directlon more slowly than one might like.

Grover Norquist

When I was younger, I thought of myself as a Nixon Republican because he was the anti-Communist.

Grover Norquist

Stupider than France is not where we want to be on tax policy.

Grover Norquist

I'm not for no taxes. That would be an anarchist. I am for lower taxes.

Grover Norquist

One person I haven't worked with yet, who I find hilarious, is Chad Coleman.

Josh McDermitt

As a queen, I speak about unity and respect. I think that is the most important thing.

Gabriela Isler

It is a curious and painful fact that almost all the completely futile treatments that have been believed in during the long history of medical folly have been such as caused acute suffering to the patient. When anesthetics were discovered, pious peo...

An Outline of Intellectual Rubbish: A Hilarious Catalogue of Organized and Individual Stupidity

Civilized misery is the worst misery. - Hilary Craven, Pg. 33

Destination Unknown

If you walk into my wardrobe, it's kind of hilarious. It's a sea of black.

Tabatha Coffey

Big brother listening in on your phone calls - I got a problem with that.

Roger Stone

Of course a lot of the journalists hated Nixon, but they were always blown away by how smart he was.

Roger Stone