Our job is to make people free.
Wars are expensive and dangerous. They're not political winners.
My political giving has merely followed my relationships.
My mother thinks I could have even run a larger company.
If you have to drag somebody to register, they're not highly motivated.
If you're not controversial, you'll never break through the din of all the commentary.
I always told my dad I'd play professional football.
My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious.
It's always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it's just hilarious.
I think Carrot Top is hilarious.
Frankly, I thought we would have lost the House by now.
The taxpayer group in every state is always - always referred to as nuts.
I grew up in Ireland, so I do not have a lot of respect for most politicians.
I think my mom threatened to put me up for adoption a few times.
Workers must participate in progress to enjoy their work and take pride in its product.
Papá, es que yo quiero estar siempre en el cine, quiero vivir en el cine...
Mom was a housewife; Dad was an accountant. They taught me a lot about the value of working hard.
'Chappie' would be like 'RoboCop,' but hilarious. If you mixed 'Robocop' with 'E.T.' and it was... funny, that's what it is.
You can't be too right too soon and win elections.
I'll watch Ricky Gervais in anything he does. The guy's hilarious.
I happen to think singing is hilarious, especially when it pops out at the wrong time.
