If flatness were funny, a dinner plate would be hilarious.
I mean I am not Hilary Duff. Like I have my own path that I'm going to go on.
Young Republicans are a very, very important constituency. Along with little old ladies, they provide the foot soldiers for the Republican Party.
Jokes are hilarious only when you take them unreal and dreamlike, otherwise it becomes painful. So I always live otherworldly...
You have to think outside the box! Can you imagine One Direction and Eminem?! That would be hilarious.
One of my favorite comedy performances of all time is Charles Grodin in 'Midnight Run,' and in a lot of things he's done. I think he's hilarious as the straight man, playing it real.
I take almost no notes when I write. I have one notebook - this old green leather notebook that my dad gave me a decade ago.
The Butcher Boy is a very great novel indeed and a very important Irish novel. The ambiguity of that is, he's writing a book about an appalling situation and he does it in a hilarious way.
I'll stick to finding the funny in the ordinary because my life is pretty ordinary and so are the lives of my friends - and my friends are hilarious.
In black neighborhoods, everybody appreciated comedy about real life. In the white community, fantasy was funnier. I started looking for the jokes that were equally hilarious across the board, for totally different reasons.
If you're a governor of a big state, people sense your presence a little bit, even your fellow governors.
And so it was interesting for me to find myself very enamored of a Republican president, but Ronald Reagan was someone I thought captured the spirit of America.
The important thing about tax reform is you make the tax code less complicated, easier for people to understand.
People who say that there's a vote within the Republican Party that moves against immigrants is just factually not accurate.
Everyone would have bigger and safer cars if they didn't have those CAFE standards: corporate average fuel economy.
Historically, opposition to immigration in the United States has been racially and religiously motivated in the ugliest, nastiest way possible.
We laugh at liberals who declare that their favorite spending programs should be exempt because the spending is for a noble cause.
The American taxpayers are a powerful force. They don't want their taxes raised. Obama and the Democrats have a fight with the American people, not with me.
I voted to repeal the individual mandate in Obamacare... I think people appreciate the fact that they know where you stand.
The one big strategic error - which was a political error and an economic error of grand proportions - was the prescription drug bill.
My goal in life is to get the federal government down to half its present size and under control, and then I can write murder mysteries.
