Olive: [takes off her head phones and grandpa suddenly puts a pauses to his ongoing swearing] What are you guys talking about? Grandpa: Politics.
Eddie Scrap-Iron Dupris: [about Maggie's decision to go by air and back by car] She made her return trip by ambulance.
Lisa: She likes him Samuel: Hm? Lisa: Creasy, Pita likes him. Samuel: Pita loves school. She'd like Count Dracula if he took her back there.
Creasy: Did you say good bye to her? Say good bye now. [Show's the man a picture of Pita, kisses the photo, and then shoots him]
Celia: [answering phone calls] Monsters Inc., please hold. Monsters Inc., I'll connect you. Mrs. Scaremonger is on vacation. Would you like her voice mail?
Betty Elms: [looking around to see her bags missing] My bags! Cab Driver at LAX: [from the curb, with Betty's bags] Where to? Betty Elms: [smiling] 1612 Havenhurst!
Shan-Yu: Looks like you're all out of ideas. [he stabs at her with his sword; she dodges, catches the sword with the fan and twists it out of his hands] Mulan: Not quite.
Shang: [nervously struggling to tell Mulan he loves her] Um... You... You fight good. [a disbelieving look crosses Shang's face] Mulan: [disappointed] Oh. Thank you.
Elise age 15: [backs away when Nemo tries to kiss her] We shouldn't. You don't know me and I'm not a good person.
[Mary Poppins measures herself with her tape measure and reads what it says] Mary Poppins: As I expected. "Mary Poppins, practically perfect in every way."
Brendan Harris: I loved her so much. I'm never gonna feel that again. It doesn't happen twice. Sean Devine: Doesn't happen once most times.
Howard Marks: [about to murder his wife and her lover] I forgot my glasses. You know how blind I am without them.
Zidler: She said you make her feel "like a virgin." The Duke: Virgin? Zidler: You know, touched for the very first time.
Brian: [Brian turns to his mother, responding to her comment about the silliness of "World of Mystery"] If you're gonna make fun, I just as soon watch it by myself.
[the origin of her nickname] Hotlips O'Houlihan: [to Frank Burns, during sex, not knowing everyone is listening] Oh, Frank, my lips are hot! Kiss my hot lips!
[after hearing of his father's death] Gareth Peirce: [With tears in her eyes] Well, I think they ought to take the word 'compassion' out of the English dictionary.
[first lines] Barbara Covett: [voiceover of Barbara writing in her diary] People trust me with their secrets. But who do I trust with mine? You, only you.
Duke: It was an improbable romance. He was a country boy. She was from the city. She had the world at her feet, while he didn't have two dimes to rub together.
Beth Jarrett: [to her mother about the platter she just broke] You know, I think this can be saved. It's a nice clean break.
Mother: She's on the phone now? Charlie, you've got to break up with her. Charlie: I can do that?
Marion: [after Harry tells her she's beautiful] That's nice, Harry. Other people have told me that before, and it was meaningless. When you say it, I hear it.
