I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.
The average person has one Fallopian tube.
All I want is the defining moment.
What does it mean, being a woman?
I'm horrified of lobsters. And shrimp and lobsters are the cockroaches of the ocean.
All clients' needs and expectations are vastly different.
When are you ever settled enough to have kids?
Each person has their own calling on this Earth.
If you look at anything, there are always comedic moments.
I have two beautiful dogs that I cherish.
I could walk and swim at 10 months old.
It's always a shock to me when I get recognized.
Bad for the sake of bad is boring to me and not believable.
I'm the nicest goddamn dame that ever lived.
I used to a lot. I used to go dancing.
I didn't learn the alphabet until I was 11.
My inner child is not wounded.
You don't direct ostriches, you herd them.
But, I didn't get my first break until I was 17.
I started acting before that when I was about 13 or 14.
I wouldn't want to do a whole movie with effects.
