I'm in no rush to become extremely famous.
I mean I was famous for nothing.
I got the famous Oprah hug!
I've always strived to be successful, not famous.
The future is always a dystopia in movies.
Bio-technology is the science of the future.
There's no future in being poor.
My primary responsibility is to be funny.
Everybody's funny if you love them.
Women have been funny for years.
I'm funny. I'm a comedian. I'm not a clown.
Men are only as loyal as their options.
I never get to be funny on T.V.
Never put a sock in a toaster.
Weather forecast for tonight: dark.
Flirting is funny. And it's awkward and weird.
If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
I just want to be known as funny.
I'm so unprofessional on set it's not even funny.
If you're sick, watch funny movies.
My job is mostly to entertain and be funny.
