I'm good at coming up with wacky characters and funny dialogue.
It is possible in this world to be pretty and funny and successful all at the same time.
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.
You know, what's funny to one person is not at all to someone else.
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.
The chief function of the body is to carry the brain around.
I failed to make the chess team because of my height.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
God's advice trumps Oprah's every time.
People are smarter than you might think.
Life is like a box of sardines and we are all looking for the key.
Life is what happens when you're doing other things, right?
For me, now, working and children is it. There's nothing more to life.
TV and film has defined my entire life.
Life's too short to deal with other people's insecurities.
I've sung other people's music all my life.
For me, a life without expectation results in a life with inspiration.
Music is what I want to do for the rest of my life.
I don't think there's any accidents in my life.
