If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.
People don't expect me to be as funny as I am.
I find teenage girls endlessly funny.
If you can't tell a spoon from a ladle, then you're fat!
If something strikes me as funny, I'll put it in my performance.
There's always something funny about men chasing women.
Life is funny and it is interesting how we make it as serious as possible.
I appreciate humor so much, but I'm actually not a funny girl.
Sylvester Stallone is very funny and he's a great guy to hang out with.
I'm funny when I want to be. And I'm even funny when I don't want to be.
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
You didn't want to laugh, did you? It wasn't very funny, was it?
If at first you don't succeed... so much for skydiving.
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be.
I have no line. If I think it's funny, it's funny.
The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.
'Married with Children' was racy. It was sexist. It was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny.
My job is to bring the tickle. I know what's funny.
I want to be in 'Funny Girl.' And I want Ryan Murphy to direct it.
