I never thought of myself as handsome.
I lived to make Scott Baio laugh.
With theatre, you have to be ready for anything.
Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.
I never met a kid I liked.
Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.
The universe is monstrously indifferent to the presence of man.
I'm always going to be just me.
Films are always different from books.
I'm fascinated with quantum physics.
Black Eyed Peas is a chameleon group.
I've been truly protected by my uncles.
I don't need anyone to validate me.
Comedy comes from conflict, from hatred.
I'm pretty much a couch potato.
I'm not the dumbest guy that ever lived.
Having a phobia has changed me.
One of the joys about acting is researching.
I was obsessed with 'Ghostbusters.'
I'm a hoot and a half, I like to think.
Guys usually know immediately that I'm high-maintenance.