There is no such thing as accident; it is fate misnamed.
I want to keep people guessing.
I actually have a lot of guilty pleasures.
I'm a plethora of stolen jokes and kitschy references.
My parents own a restaurant in Albuquerque.
I manage to live pretty normally.
I'm not a very dark person.
I'm ballsy. Well, sometimes I'm ballsy.
Do what you're told, and everything will be all right.
In general, comedians are attracted to vice.
I have huge chunks of time when I'm not working.
I'm gonna be a character in a Happy Meal.
Debra Winger blows me away, always.
I've always been very animated.
I'm a Red-baiter; I'm a witch-hunter if the witches are Communists.
My only scheme was to be a rapper.
To be kind to everyone is a divine beauty.
I've owned mopeds in the past.
The best thing an actor can be is ready. Be flexible, be ready.
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
I have the best job in the entire history of broadcasting.
