I have to drink this much to be as unfunny as you.
I've done everything that's possible to be done.
The No. 1 cause of forest fires is trees.
I don't need adult supervision.
I'm not lost, they just moved my street.
Everyone has a Latino inside them.
At my core, I'm a Midwesterner.
I hate being too pretty.
I don't do the super-clean-living L.A. thing.
Everyone has their own mantra.
I'll not be changing, but America will.
I get all of my comedy from CNN.
The darker the character, the more interesting.
I don't want to be so confident in myself.
I'm not always the most diplomatic person.
I really like acting in English.
I was a stunt man for 35 years.
There are some problems on this planet that seem to be intractable.
I hate being the subject of photographs.
I used to be afraid of looking at the audience.
Celebrity's a pain in the backside - you're always on display.
