I walk with a purpose. And a limp. (The limp helps serve my purpose, which is to gain sympathy.)
99 Cents For Some NonsenseFriends help each other when they are...you know...going up international hit men and stuff.
All Fall DownHunger quashes man's will to help his fellow man.
The Aquariums of Pyongyang: Ten Years in the North Korean GulagA man is rich not only by what he has, but also, and above all, by what he doesn't.
The Art of Failure: The Anti Self-Help Guide