The truth is, I can't help the way people perceive anything, from the role of financial industry in the economic crisis, to the place of women's fiction in the canon of modern literature, to the rank of mint chocolate chip ice cream as a favorite Bas...
Reggie Lampert: You know, I can't help feeling sorry for Scobie. Wouldn't it be nice if we were like that? Peter Joshua: What, like Scobie? Reggie Lampert: No, Gene Kelly.
Jacob: I'm going to help you rediscover your manhood. Do you have any idea where you could have lost it?
[There's this joke: about the prizefighter who enters the ring, and his brother turns to the family priest and says, "Father, pray for him." And the priest said, "I will, but if he can punch, it'll help."]
Anna: But I want to help! Kristoff: No! I don't trust your judgement! Anna: Excuse me? Kristoff: Who marries a man they just met? Anna: It's true love!
Letty: Come on Dom so where are you taking me? Dominic Toretto: They say the open rode helps you think about where you've been where your going
Evelyn Couch: I can't even look at my own vagina! Ninny Threadgoode: Well I can't help you on that one honey.
Rocket Raccoon: [scans a small child] Look at this thing. It thinks it's so cool. It's not cool to ask for help! Walk by yourself, you little gargoyle!
Patrick Kenzie: We're just trying to help, captain. Capt. Jack Doyle: Look, I don't care who does it. I just want it done.
[Goldfinger is cheating at golf, with the help of Oddjob] Hawker: If that's his original ball, I'm Arnold Palmer. James Bond: 'Tisn't. Hawker: How do you know? James Bond: I'm standing on it.
Billy: Oh, be in it. The girls go wild over a uniform. Barney: Yeah? Billy: In your case I don't think anything would help but you might as well give it a go.
Ashley Kowalski: [clearly uninterested] Grandpa Walt, you want me to help you with that, the chairs? Walt Kowalski: No, you probably just painted your nails.
Union Captain at the Bridge: [to his surgeon] Can you help me live a little more? I expect good news.
Tom Joad: That Casy. He might have been a preacher but he seen things clear. He was like a lantern. He helped me to see things clear.
Amsterdam Vallon: New York loved William Tweed... and hated him but for those of us trying to be thieves, we couldn't help but admire him.
Harry Potter: There's something hidden here in the castle, and it may help us defeat you-know-who.
[Elsa has helped Vogal capture Indy and his father] Indiana Jones: She ransacked her own room, and I fell for it!
Bud White: The Nite Owl case made you. Do you want to tear all that down? Ed Exley: With a wrecking ball... You want to help me swing it?
Jesus: [men are grabbing him, demanding a miracle] Don't touch me! You're filled with hate, get away! God won't help you!
[Bob is exercising on the step machine, trying to adjust the settings that are only in Japanese. He hits a button that only makes the machine go faster and faster] Bob: Help!
Liberty Valance: You lookin' for trouble, Doniphon? Tom Doniphon: You aim to help me find some?
