Quotes of: Healthy-person Keyword

In the future, man will travel on flying carpets, and shoes that float on water. And we’ll all make love together, as one, as one might masturbate today.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

When I didn’t see a ghost, I knew I’d seen a ghost, because ghosts are invisible. This logic also lets me know when I’m in love.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

People, they only love themselves because you only love yourself. Love them, and they will love you.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

A fly with an elephant on its back would give the illusion of a flying elephant, if that fly were powered by my love for you.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

I make love like others make money. You’ve got to spend money to make money, right? If not, then why am I paying for sex?


My love can only occupy one person at a time

I live a single life. But only because there’s not enough room in my astronaut suit for two. There’s no love on the moon.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

I love Ocala. I also love anal sex with midgets. I mean I would, if I were an averagely perverted politician.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

Everything you swallow will kill you, some faster than others. Swallow your pride, and you’ll love a long time.


My love can only occupy one person at a time

Love is like a rain cloud under the dome of an umbrella. But I’m cool with that, because that’s what I call a portable shower.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

Welcome to Dinnerville, where it's always breakfast. When love is in the air, you can tell it’s about to rain.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

I am the WhoBob, but NOT the WHoBob Machine. That would be Dale Elad, who’s also the lead singer of Palindrome Lover.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

We made love like two cars that were out of gas. I tried to fill her up, but couldn’t because I myself was empty.


My love can only occupy one person at a time

I make love like Jello-O is liquid. And I masturbate like Jell-O is solid. I’m tired of sex with blow up dolls.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

We’re all lonely and looking for love, even if you’re fat, stinky, and asexual. You should wear a suit of armor when you have sex.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

I watch you while you sleep. Is that love? It would be, if I put down my binoculars, and you picked up your phone.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

Today I’m in love. Today is Tuesday, though that’s not why I’m in love. I’m in love with Friday, and I actually fell in love yesterday.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

My voice is raspy, like Rasputin’s beard. My love is like a mustache hidden in a patch of armpit hair. Come, feel what I feel for you.

My love can only occupy one person at a time

One of the grubby truths about a loss is that you don't just mourn the dead person, you mourn the person you got to be when the lost one was alive. This loss might even be what affects you the most.

The Long Goodbye

You turn the light on, you get all kinds of bugs.

Love Wins: A Book About Heaven, Hell, and the Fate of Every Person Who Ever Lived

People who love themselves come across as very loving, generous and kind; they express their self-confidence through humility, forgiveness and inclusiveness.

Living with Joy: Keys to Personal Power and Spiritual Transformation

You do not need to pay attention to those voices within you that create pain, or make you feel less competent, smart or able.

Living with Joy: Keys to Personal Power and Spiritual Transformation