How do I stay so healthy and boyishly handsome? It's simple. I drink the blood of young runaways.
William ShatnerA brick could help me hold down a job. Hey, in an economy as bad as this, every little bit helps.
Brick and BlanketLike ice, this economy is more fluid than ever. Thanks, Washington, DC!
Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousOur moral economy went bankrupt long before our financial one.
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