Little crimes breed big crimes. You smile at little crimes and then big crimes blow your head off.
SnuffHumor is not an end in itself, but a tool to understanding. A dense head must be tickled with an ax.
Some Inspiration for the OverenthusiasticFor such small heads, little kids seem to have the biggest brains. No disrespect to midgets.
Sleepwalking is resterciseHow many unuttered words died in the heads of those for whom a word was too expensive.
The Sun Watches the SunFrom the necks up... well, whoever said two heads are better than one never met a hydra.
Sweet VenomIt was simply a matter of asking him to remove the tie from his head before he made love to her.
Three DavesThe things that frighten us most are those that remind us of our fragile existence
Things That Go Bump In My HeadPut my head under my pillow, and let the quiet put things where they are supposed to be.
The Perks of Being a WallflowerSometimes its hard to tell how fast the current's moving until you're headed over a waterfall
Reconstructing AmeliaThoughts which have no chance of succeeding do not take the trouble to come into your head at all.
The Third Policeman