[Randall is watching hermaphroditic porn] Caitlin Bree: What are you watching? Randal Graves: Children's programming.
Jasper: Your baby is the miracle the whole world has been waiting for.
Luke: [his last line] I had a sister...
Theodore Faron: I was told to tell you that you're a fascist pig.
Kee: What the fuck you staring at? Theodore Faron: Apparently, the pleasure is all mine.
Theodore Faron: You Ok? Kee: Yeah, You? Theodore Faron: Yeah... What a day.
Count Dracula: Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.
Mal: Tell me, do the children miss me? Cobb: You can't imagine...
Ronald James McGorvey: [after castrating himself] I'm gonna be good now.
[first lines] Lucy Pierce: Want to take a walk with me?
Frau Schmidt: The Von Trapp children don't play. They march.
We can't blame children for occupying themselves with Facebook rather than playing in the mud. Our society doesn't put a priority on connecting with nature. In fact, too often we tell them it's dirty and dangerous.
All of us deserve a greater peace of mind, knowing that our children are better protected wherever they are.
There is all the difference in the world between teaching children about religion and handing them over to be taught by the religious.
The greatest sign of success for a teacher... is to be able to say, 'The children are now working as if I did not exist.'
Women are the sustaining force of any society - they think of the children and the next generation's chances.
It is impossible for any woman to love her children twenty-four hours a day.
I think what children need is love, security, stability, consistency, and kindness.
There's nothing like a love for our children. I love being a papa, and that's the truth.
Sometimes even the greatest joys bring challenge, and children with special needs inspire a very, very special love.
I love what I do professionally, I'm really blessed. But my priority is my husband and my children.
