I would like to have you quote me, Erich von Stroheim, as having said on this day of this month of this year this one thing: you Americans are living on baby food.
I have hardly seen my baby for six weeks; have been at the office from nine A.M. to eleven P.M. regularly.
The rich get richer, and the poor get babies.
A monkey never thinks her baby's ugly.
A newborn baby has no fear of tigers.
I married a damned cereal killer
The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.
Babies don't need fathers, but mothers do. Someone who is taking care of a baby needs to be taken care of.
The song 'Baby Baby,' I so love that song because I wrote it about my first daughter.
Detective Remy Bressant: That bartender wasn't fucking around.
People say that when a baby is crying the paternal grandmother will say, "The baby is crying, you should feed her," and the maternal grandmother will say, "Why is that baby crying so much, making her mom so tired?
Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies-"God damn it, you've got to be kind.
I received so many hate letters when I breast-fed a starving baby in Africa. I was in Sierra Leone in 2009 and I was weaning my child at that time - she was not there with me. There was a hungry baby who was crying because his mother had no milk, and...
Stu Price: So, uh, are you sure you're qualified to be taking care of that baby? Alan Garner: What are you talking about? I've found a baby before. Stu Price: You found a baby before? Where? Alan Garner: Coffee Bean.
The science can tell you that the thousands of pseudo-scientific parenting books out there - not to mention the 'Baby Einstein' DVDs and the flash cards and the brain-boosting toys - won't do a thing to make your baby smarter. That's largely because ...
You become a parent when you have a baby, no matter how you get there.
That's gotta be the one remaining constant - jeans have gotta be tight, baby.
I took a long time off to have my baby and spend time with my family.
Happiness is not that easy to achieve, but having a handsome husband, a beautiful baby, and a great job helps.
Having a crying baby is inspiration to get the job done quickly.
My baby will be growing up in Liverpool, so we have another Scouser.
