Quotes of: Harvey Keyword

Not once since becoming president has Mr. Obama linked terror aimed at the United States with Islam.

Monica Crowley

Once the tentacles of redistributionism wrap themselves tightly around every part of the economy - and around our psyches - they can never be unwound.

Monica Crowley

I want one place I can go that is not going to be lewd, and I'm not sure there is anything left.

Matt Drudge

And For You Zero, A Life Sized Vudu Doll" -Kaname Kuran "I DONT WANT IT!" -Zero Kiryu "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA" -Juri Elizabeth Marin

Matsuri Hino

The world is dyed with the color of blood. It will never be able to go back to the way it was before.

Matsuri Hino

The demand for standup in the eighties was created by how easy it was to exploit 'comedians' and create very cheap television programming.

Marc Maron

The bile makes it better. I am an information wasting machine - 100s of words a day.

Marc Maron

I think that standup has always been an acquired taste and there was always only a handful of performers that were really inspired.

Marc Maron

Left wing, right wing, I am wingless and tired of trying to fly. Here comes the ground.

Marc Maron

The Internet has usurped the collective unconscious and access to cosmic consciousness has become difficult and almost primitive.

Marc Maron

Whatever the right hand findeth to do, the left hand carries a watch on its wrist to show how long it takes to do it.

Ralph W. Sockman

When the congregation becomes the norm by which sermons are measured, a minister has put a mortgage on his soul.

Ralph W. Sockman

When the dictators and the opportunists are gone, the cross will still stand before us and something in us will say, 'That is the real thing.'

Ralph W. Sockman

When times are bad, the gloves come off and employers are less nice. People become disposable.

Scott Adams

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

Scott Adams

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

Scott Adams

If I liked food and disliked exercise as much as a 400 pound guy, I'd be a 400 pound guy.

Scott Adams

We've actually eliminated Type II polio in the world, at least as far as we can tell.

Seth Berkley

Free speech is meant to protect unpopular speech. Popular speech, by definition, needs no protection.

Neal Boortz

I fear that our true motivation is about oil and our own flailing economy; about the failure to destroy Al Qaeda and about revenge.

Dave Matthews

With the NDAA, his failure to close Guantanamo Bay and the ramping use of drones, President Obama looks suspiciously like President Bush, a man on a quest for American Empire.

Justin Sane