I was always a fan of Groucho Marx as a kid.
Hopefully standup will become special again.
If a job's worth doing, it's too hard.
Losers have goals. Winners have systems.
People under siege turn to us in complete frustration and I get a chance to go in when it's do or die.
My goal is to goad people into saying something that ruins their life.
I really like it that they promote from within.
I have a pit bull. He's a rescue. He's adorable.
I would like to see America some day.
In the 21st century, we can't create security by building walls.
Otto: I'm, uh, Harvey. Manfred... jen... sen... den.
I would love to record something with PJ Harvey or Alison Goldfrapp.
So you have to accept facts as fact.
And sometimes we die to prove that we lived.
Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free.
I will take away your means of escape.
Voting is as much an emotional act as it is an intellectual one.
Give the enemy an inch, he'll take a yard.
Conservatives are always right about everything. We are. We are.
Leftism in all its forms must be halted and turned back resoundingly.
I've written thousands of stories, started hundreds of news cycles.
