Quotes of: Harry Keyword

I have crooked toes from wearing boots that didn't fit me because that's all I could afford as a kid.

Jonah Lomu

People say to me, Would you like to swap your life with me for 24 hours? Your life must be very strange. But of course I have not experienced any other life. It's not strange to me.

Prince Andrew

Much of the time, we're transfixed by all of the ways we can reflect ourselves into the world. And we can barely find the time to reflect deeply back in on our own selves.

Ariel Garten

It was in 2003 that I realised there was no choice but to have dialysis treatment - by the time of the World Cup that year, I could barely walk. A year later, I finally had a kidney transplant.

Jonah Lomu

Psychoanalysis has a degree of unreliability about it. You will never know whether you've found the truth. You may find a subjective truth, but you don't know.

Eric Kandel

Grandma: [Unaware that Leslie is fellating Ken because she is blind] Boy, you must really love onions!

Deconstructing Harry

Joan: So now you're blaming me because I don't go out with you enough, to meet strangers to FUCK!

Deconstructing Harry

Dumbledore: A child's voice, however honest and true, is meaningless to those who've forgotten how to listen.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Ron: [looking at Lupin who has just turned into a werewolf] Nice doggie... nice doggie...

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Shrunken Head: [while the Knight Bus is compressing itself to squeeze between two buses] Why the long faces?

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Harry: Why the hell did you take your shoes off? Marv: Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?

Home Alone

Harry: [Barges through the kitchen door after his head is blow-torched] Where are you, you little CREEP?

Home Alone

Barty Crouch Junior: I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Karkaroff's Aide: May I have your arm? Parvati Patil: Arm, leg, I'm yours.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Albus Dumbledore: [as Draco tries to muster the nerve to kill him] Draco... you are no assassin.

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Ron Weasley: Don't worry, I'll go easy on you. Hermione Granger: [sarcastically] Thanks, Ronald.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Lord Voldemort: I need that prophecy. Sirius Black: You'll have to kill me. Lord Voldemort: Oh, I will.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Young James Potter: Who wants to watch me take off Snivelly's trousers?

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Dolores Umbridge: [in a calm, relaxed voice] You know, I really hate children.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Lucius Malfoy: Let's just everybody, calm down... shall we?

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Mrs. Arabella Figg: Dementors in Little Winging! Whatever next? The whole world's gone topsy-turvy!

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix