[on phone] Jake Hoyt: Hello? Alonzo Harris: Hoyt? Jake Hoyt: Yes, sir? Alonzo Harris: You on your way to roll call? Jake Hoyt: Yes, sir, I'm on my way out the door right now. Alonzo Harris: Hoyt. Jake Hoyt: Yes, sir? Alonzo Harris: Patrol ferries go ...
Harry Burns: [about Sally] I can say anything to her. Jess: Are you saying you can say things to her you can't say to me? Harry Burns: No, it's just different. It's a whole different perspective. I get the woman's point of view on things. She tells m...
The 2000 election exposed some ugly history in our country.
I would put my million dollars up as well.
Doris: It's tradition. Harry Block: Tradition is the illusion of permanence.
Harry Block: Can I be honored and then arrested?
I love books, by the way, way more than movies. Movies tell you what to think. A good book lets you choose a few thoughts for yourself. Movies show you the pink house. A good book tells you there's a pink house and lets you paint some of the finishin...
Harry Potter is one boy in a long line of mythical heroes who have reminded the human race that we are so much more than we think we are, so much more powerful than we seem to know. Jesus said that we would someday do even greater works than He; shou...
Never ignore a gut feeling, but never believe that it's enough.
I have no idea what's next. I simply don't have a clue.
There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.
The secret of writing comedy is to know where it's all going, then get ahead of it.
It's new and different every night. The charge you get from a good audience is like nothing else.
Being able to elicit the feeling of the unfathomable in intelligent adults is like falling in love.
Doris: [carping on Harry] He's betting everything on physics and pussy.
Harry Tuttle: My good friends call me Harry.
Harry Ellis: [watching the terrorists in deep discussion] What do you think? Holly Gennero McClane: Something's wrong. Harry Ellis: Cops? Holly Gennero McClane: [pauses] John. Harry Ellis: John? Aw, Christ, he can fuck this whole thing up! What does ...
[Lee Unwin prevents a captive terrorist from killing his comrades with a suicide bomb by jumping over him before the explosion. Hart removes his mask] Harry Hart: Shit. Fucking missed it. How did I fucking miss it? Merlin. [Merlin removes his mask] H...
[Rufus places the necklace box in a cellophane bag, opening one drawer and another, scooping amounts of small roses and lavender in the bag. He then pulls out a four-inch cinnamon stick] Harry: What's that? Rufus: It's a cinnamon stick, sir. Harry: A...
Douglas Quaid: What the hell is going on? What the fuck did I do wrong? Tell me! Harry: You blabbed, Quaid! You blabbed about Mars! Douglas Quaid: Are you crazy? I don't even know anything about Mars! Harry: You should have listened to me, Quaid. I w...
"Hatchet" Harry: You must be Eddie, J.D.'s son. Eddie: Yeah. You must be Harry. Sorry, didn't know your father. "Hatchet" Harry: Never mind son, you just might meet him if you carry on like that.