Sally Albright: Well, if you must know, it was because he was very jealous, and I had these days of the week underpants. Harry Burns: Ehhhh. I'm sorry. I need the judges ruling on this. "Days of the weeks underpants"? Sally Albright: Yes. They had th...
Do your kids a favor - don't have any.
Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!'
Maybe Harry Potter is real and you're not.
Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.
If you can laugh together, you can work together.
Harry Callahan: You know, you're crazy if you think you've heard the last of this guy. He's gonna kill again. District Attorney Rothko: How do you know? Harry Callahan: 'Cause he likes it.
Ginny Weasley: Seems silly, doesn't it? A wedding. Given everything that's going on. Harry Potter: Maybe that's the best reason to have it. Because of everything that's going on.
Waitress: Can I take your order? Hermione Granger: I'll have a cappucino. Waitress: [turns to Ron] You? Ron Weasley: What she said. Harry Potter: Same.
Luna Lovegood: [after Dobby dies] We should close his eyes. Don't you think? [Harry nods, she does it] Luna Lovegood: There. Now he could be sleeping.
Hermione Granger: [Entering Godric's Hollow] I still think we should have used Polyjuice Potion. Harry Potter: No. This is where I was born. I'm not returning as someone else.
Lord Voldemort: [Deleted scene] Why do you live? Harry Potter: Because I have something worth living for.
Harry Potter: And Remus, your son... Remus Lupin: Others will tell him what his mother and father died for. One day, he'll understand.
Professor Severus Snape: It's come to my attention that earlier this evening Harry Potter was spotted in Hogsmeade. Should anyone attempt to aide Mr. Potter, they will be punished.
Griphook: How did you come upon that sword? Harry Potter: It's complicated. Why did Bellatrix Lestrange think it should be in her vault? Griphook: It's complicated.
Hermione: [howls] Harry: What are you doing? Hermione: Saving your life! Harry: Thanks!... Great, now he's coming at us! Hermione: Yeah, didn't think about that... run!
Marv: [listening to a phone message in the house they are robbing] Hey, Harry, that house we were at last night, was that the McCallisters? Harry: Yeah. Marv: You're right. They're gone. Harry: I knew they were. Marv: Silver tuna tonight!
Harry Potter: Is that what you told Tom Riddle, when he came asking questions? Horace Slughorn: [Disgusted] Dumbledore put you up to this, didn't he? Didn't he?
Ginny Weasley: [she and Harry are in the Room of Requirement. Ginny takes the book from Harry so she can hide it] Close your eyes so you won't be tempted
Lord Voldemort: [to Dumbledore via Harry's voice] You've lost, old man. Harry Potter: [to Voldemort] You're the weak one. And you'll never know love,or friendship. And I feel sorry for you.
Severus Snape: You're just like your father. Lazy, arrogant... Harry Potter: Don't say a word against my father! Severus Snape: Harry Potter: I'm not weak! Severus Snape: Then prove it!
