Zeus: What the hell's all this got to do with killing McClane? Simon: Life has its little bonuses.
Die Hard: With a VengeanceSimon: I'm a soldier, not a monster. Even though I sometimes work for monsters.
Die Hard: With a VengeanceSimon: Why was the phone busy? Who were you calling? John McClane: The Psychic Hotline!
Die Hard: With a VengeanceInspector Cobb: McClane is a toilet bug. John McClane: [puzzled, he whispers] A toilet bug?
Die Hard: With a Vengeance