Mary Ann: [the mothers are discussing Ronnie] He should just be castrated. Just snip, quick and easy. Sarah Pierce: [sarcastically] You know what else you should do? Nail his penis above the entrance to the elementary school. That'd really teach him ...
Leonard Zelig: I'm 12 years old. I run into a Synagogue. I ask the Rabbi the meaning of life. He tells me the meaning of life... But, he tells it to me in Hebrew. I don't understand Hebrew. Then he wants to charge me six hundred dollars for Hebrew le...
When I was a boy, I had a baseball team of my own. We played on a vacant lot between Ninetieth and Ninety-second streets. I had a little menagerie of my own, some pigeons, guinea pigs, and so on. On Saturday mornings, I had to take my music lesson. T...
My mother made me take piano lessons, and because I am her oldest and she had not yet been worn down by the task of prodding five children to practice every day, she kept me practicing despite my whining.
Find what you love to do, what you're good at and passionate about and then dedicate your entire life to working hard at it. I wil say it again. Work hard. I mean that. Even if you're not sure where that work will lead, even if it is underappreciated...
Let me tell you something you already know. The world ain’t all sunshine and rainbows. It’s a very mean and nasty place, and I don’t care how tough you are, it will beat you to your knees and keep you there permanently if you let it. You, me, o...
Times are hard and friends are few.
It's hard being gay in Edwardian times.
It's hard to not make a mistake at Darlington.
Life's hard. It's even harder when you're stupid.
It's hard to compare actors from different generations.
A reputation is really hard to live down.
It's hard to find normal celebrities.
I find the business world hard.
In the mid-nineties, diversity in the fashion/beauty business was hard to come by.
It's hard to have any kind of luck in this business.
Working moms, stay at home moms, they're both extremely hard jobs.
A hard man is good to find.
Nothing to me feels as good as laughing incredibly hard.
For me, I've worked hard for people to think I'm funny.
I've worked hard all my life.
